I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i drank out of a bidet.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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