The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Randomize
