Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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