this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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