he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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