I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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