grandma shit on top of the toilet
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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