my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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