just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize