Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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