"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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