I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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