she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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