I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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