I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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