Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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