somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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