just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I have fence marks all over my body
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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