Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Shame - the story of my life.
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