peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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