I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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