Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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