Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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