Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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