I think im going to throw up on grandma
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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