I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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