Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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