Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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