Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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