no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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