called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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