so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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