He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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