16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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