And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
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I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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