Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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