Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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