well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
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I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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