I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
