I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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