Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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