His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
