What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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