Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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