Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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