he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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