Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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