Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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