It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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