She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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