Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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