he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
why is half of my head shaved?
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